My name is Adam Rubin and a few years ago I accidentally became a New York Times best-selling children's author.
My newest one is called El Chupacabras. It’s written in a blend of Spanish and English and all of my proceeds go to support the Hispanic Federation. El Chupacabras was illustrated by legendary Hollywood creature creator Crash McCreery (He's kind of a big deal).
So far, I've published nine books and eight of them have been illustrated by the incredibly talented Daniel Salmieri. Our most popular collaboration is called Dragons Love Tacos but the other ones are pretty good too.
Many of our books are available at your friendly neighborhood bookstore. If you are confined to your home for some reason, you can always purchase online from Amazon, Barnes & Noble or Apple. There are also things called libraries but my agent told me not to mention them (Hi Jenn!).
To make an informed buying decision, you may want to read these glowing reviews of Robo-Sauce, Big Bad Bubble, Those Darn Squirrels Fly South, Dragons Love Tacos 2: The Sequel or Secret Pizza Party. If you're more into schadenfreude, check out these one star reviews instead.
I love getting email from fans and I promise I'll write back as soon as possible. I'm also on twitter if you're into the whole brevity thing. Eventually, I'll find a better way to wrap things up but in the meantime, please enjoy this excellent playlist of funk music.
Thanks for reading,